Issue No. 16, Fall 2015
The 26th Class Reunion in the high school gymnasium. Left to right: 1. Class slut: "Most Popular." 2. Valedictorian: still single. 3. Class clown, but who's laughing now? 4. Thespian Society Sergeant-at-Arms (unemployed). 5. Poetry Club President: widowed three times. 6. Prom Queen: "Most likely to..." And did. 7. Football hero: sells used cars.